More I forgot

So I'm a little out of it. I've been feeling like overcooked sludge. My labs results are in. I have a bacterial skin infection and the bacteria in question is resistant to Clindamycin. That's right. The anti-biotic that put me through weeks of hell doesn't kill it. Congratulations!

Oh I forgot to add . .

I forgot to mention in the previous installment, when my infection came back, my hair started falling out in great globs. No bald spots yet, but it hasn't stopped shedding. Good thing I can make knit hats in a hurry. I may need some indoor weight ones and soon.

Please please please

I have very high hopes for these anti-biotics. I'm on day two and I'm already seeing a decrease in the oozing. Very very nice. Now please, immune system, don't see this one as an invader and flood my system with mast chemicals.

I'm off the bleach baths too and my skin is starting to return to normal instead of feeling like sandpaper. I won't be happy if it turns out that the bleach prolonged the infection instead of helping it. Oh well. Modern science.

Now I'm a little nervous

O.k. went to the doctor. She is going to try me on another anti-biotic and I'm rather scared. It's an old school Sulfa drug, I've never taken one before, but then I had never taken anything in the Clindamycin family either. I just don't want to land in the hospital.

Cool be long gone.

My scalp infection is back. Over the weekend it started oozing and itching and prickling and the smell is back. Ick. My mother put her foot down and called her cousin, who is a dermatologist, to ask her advice and when she found out no one has done any labs on me at all she announced that she didn't like it and wanted to see me as soon as possible. So I'm going tommorrow. She is going to biopsy my head. Maybe she will send the whole head in to the lab and give me a loaner. What do you think?

Losing my Cool

I am soooo sick of this skin stuff! It's healing bit by bit but it is taking so very looooooonnnnngg. and it's one of those two steps forward one step back things where I am improving but it keeps popping up with new surprises. I broke out in a huge case of pimples, for example. My stomache is some kind of strange dot-to-dot book of little pimply things. The oozing is going down, but I go through whole hours where it feels like all my hair is standing up. Wierd, to say the least. oh, and my neck keeps splitting. The skin is so damaged it doesn't really stretch, it splits. I just manage to get it healed up enought and think "o.k. it's going to heal now" and it splits again. aaarrrgh. and double aaarrrgh. and a third aaaaarrrrggghhh!!

Another Update

It's now thursday, the reunion is over. I had a lot of fun, visited with a lot of people and did a lot of shopping which was all good and I was sorry it was over.

However, the warm weather and riding in the car set me back a good week as far as healing goes which really annoys me and now, we have no water! That's right. we have a leak in our water main and there is no water at our house. It has been turned off. They did turn it on for me to take my bath last night, but the hot water heater was switched off that morning and it was cold and more cold. I was able to heat enough water on the stove to make it tolerable but it was still an unpleasant experience. Hopefully the plumber came today like he said he would.

Besides that it is ooze and more ooze. I'll be glad when it stops. It is in some very uncomfortable places. My belly button, for example and it seems like I'm changing clothes all the time. Work is fun. The first 4 hours are o.k. but the second 4 hours are some type of endurance test, especially when I only have poly/cotton blend chinos to wear.

More updates

Aaaargh! this crazy yeast will not go away. I skip even one day of using the bleach bath and it comes back with a great gooey itchy vengeance! The trouble is, the bleach is ruining the rest of my skin. My hands and feet are starting to crack they are so dry. All the Vitamin D ointment seems to be good for is making the skin on my neck feel warm and get thin. T-shirt neckbands cut into my neck, literally. We're talking wounds. I want to scream, and I'm sick of doing laundry!

There are a few good things. I love Anti-monkey Butt Powder. It only has three ingredients and works really well. I've also found out that if I slap a layer of body oil on my not yeasty skin it keeps the bleach from drying it so much. My head is almost healed, only a few little spots that are still crusty.

I am healing. Every day is a little bit better (except for yesterday which was just annoying). I'd be happier if I were further along. I'm going to Portland this weekend for my High School reunion and it would be nice if my skin wasn't crawling, or crazy itching, or oozing and if the skin on my neck would stretch. It would also be nice if I could wear makeup, use hairstyling products, deodorant, wear collars, earrings. I guess I'm just picky.

Update

It is now August 12, a Wednesday. I switch to the other topical medication tommorrow. It's a Vitamin D ointment, usually used to treat Psoriasis. I have to avoid sunlight as long as I use it. Should be interesting. My skin and hair is old desert bones dry, I imagine from bathing in bleach, but until the yeast rash is long gone I am not stopping. Most of it is healing up rather nicely I just have one spot that is hanging on.

I read a blog post by a lady who is insulin-dependent diabetic. Apparently they have a lot of trouble with yeast rashes on their skin, or "yeastie-beasties" as she calls them. It's got a lot of information on it from her experience, her friends and doctors. I should have written down her name. Anyway she has had good results with Probiotic supplements. There is also research going on using Probiotics to treat childhood eczema. Add to that the fact that Anti-biotics depopulate your intestines and, well, I'm making a point to eat yogurt every day. Can't hurt and could help. I'll take it!

I'm very tired of itching, and of putting goo on the back of my head and doing so much laundry! I really would like it to heal now.

The Following Friday

O.K. last thing I wrote I was in my "Purple People Eater" phase. All my hives spread out and turned purple. So, over the last week. . . .

My hands and feet finally broke out in hives. I swelled up like a balloon for three days. No breathing problems though. With all the bacteria gone from my skin all the other microbes had a party and I broke out in a secondary rash from all the toxins they are releasing. I have done enough laundry for 5 people, become totally indebted to the Lubriderm fairy, and rediscovered how much healing hives can hurt.

I actually feel pretty good. The only problem is when I forget and think I am good and do something stupid like try to walk too much too fast ( I was walking up and down the driveway at our house to keep my circulation going so I wouldn't swell up so badly) or trying to do all the vacumming at once. Then I realize how ill I really was.

I went to the Dermatologist on Wednesday. He gave me prescriptions for two ointments, another corticosteroid to use for a week followed by a topical medication (I haven't picked this one up at the pharmacy yet, so I don't know exactly what it is). He also told me to bathe in 1/2 cup of bleach in a tub of lukewarm water to get rid of the microbial rave I have going on my skin.

I thought that sounded strange until I actually tried it. I was sure it would have me yelling bloody murder because tap water stings like hell on that rash, but it didn't. It hardly stung at all and twelve hours later the rashy parts are dry and aren't itching. I think I'm liking this! The only problem is I smell like a public pool.

So, from this point, I have two more weeks before my high school reunion. That should be enough time to get my skin back in line so I don't look scary or contagious. I will have all my peeling done with and I'm mostly done with the swelling already. Barring any more crazy reactions to anything else. I should be good.

Ouch!

It's now Friday. My hives are all spreading out like cookies in the oven and turning purple, and they hurt and feel boiling hot. I'm cold all the time. I'm really hating elastic too. Just hanging in there, waiting for the Histamine to get flushed out of my system.

Not again, please!

In 2002 I had an ear infection. To clear it up my doctor gave me Amoxicillin tables, take them every blah blah hours for two weeks blah blah blah. Seven days later I wake up and the back of my knees start itching. I have to do laundrymat so getting residue of someone else's soap on my clothes wasn't that unusual and since most laundry soaps make me itch I wasn't too concerned. Hah! by noon that day I looked like I had measles. 100% hives. on the palms of my hands, the soles of my feet, on my gums. It was the worst I ever remembered feeling in my life; like falling asleep at a nude beach and having major sunburn all over. It took a month for the anti-biotic to get out of my system and the hives to heal and it was 6 months before my system could take mint toothpaste or a toothbrush that didn't have a Disney Princess on it, or soap with a smell of any kind. O.K. so no anti-biotics ending in -cillin. Ever again.

In late May I had a skin infection on the back of my scalp. To clear it up the Dermatologist gave my Clindamycin capsules: take one every twelve hours blah blah, full glass of water, blah blah, watch out for Ulcerative Colities, lovely! I took them for 10 days. Monday morning I woke up with my legs and back broken out in hives. My arms and face followed in just a few hours. This is better than last time. I got on the phone and hounded the dermatologist and my pharmacy until I found out if I could take Benadryl, which I started immediately. I'm miserable, but I can still use my fingers (last time my hands swelled up) I can brush my teeth without the strawberry toothpaste, and I can sleep for more than five minutes at a stretch. The worst part is the second thing my primary care physician gave me to clear up the mess on my head had already made my neck break out in hives, so now I have hives on top of hives. My neck is awful. Oh, and get this! when I heard back from the Dermatologist (via one of the nurses) his instructions were to go ahead and take Benadryl but keep taking the Clindamycin. Uh, dude? it feels like someone is standing on my throat and I look like a puff adder with the measles. No way i'm taking more of this stuff! 10 days just better do the trick!

Now I have four weeks to heal before my 20th High school reunion. Where's Doctor Crusher with a dermal regenerator when you need one?

TGIF in the worst way!

Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man. This week has been the crazy computer snafu from Gehenna! My boss has a standing order for the new version of Quickbooks when its released. Usually we receive the disks about September and install them sometime in January but this year we decided to start early and installed them October 30th. After I installed them, my boss went ahead and converted several of our client's files to the new version . . . . and it didn't work. Wouldn't work. Something about the way the program converted the tag-along files (one as a kind of "holding bin" for new data before its written to the program and another that is part of the database that allows several people to work in the file at the same time) was wreaking havoc on them and all the program would do was throw out error messages every time you tried to open one. I called Tech Support on Thursday and Robert gave me a few ideas to try but then the computer locked up and I had to hang up and try them later. He also suggests that it is a problem with our permissions so we call our Computer tech and have him come by that afternoon and check all of our permissions to make sure they are set correctly. That didn't work. I called Tech support again on Friday. Barbara was being grumpy or something. I got a couple of ideas to try and happily let her go back to her mood. They didn't work either. Her last suggestion was to uninstall all the new software, turn every one of the computers off and leave them off long enough to get rid of any circling vultures of software, then turn each computer back on and reinstall the software in turn, starting with the server and then moving to each workstation, being extra careful to check all the instructions and all options in the installation wizard. This I did Friday afternoon.

It worked! Monday morning everything was moving along and all the work that stacked up Thursday and Friday was entered and everything was humming along. 2:30 in the afternoon the server spontaneously decided to reboot!! None of the files we worked on that morning would open after that.

Call Tech support again. This time the "gentleman" who answers the phone tells me that he can't talk to me because my name isn't on the subscription, he will only talk to the boss. I told him "if my boss asks me to call I'm going to call" I got just a little pissed at him. So I put him through to the boss. It's now about 3:oo p.m. We get him on remote access to he can poke around in our system himself. Four hours later he tells her he can't figure out what's wrong and is going to "bump us up" to a more senior programmer who will call the next day. My boss arranges to have them speak with me because she will not be in the office then.

Tuesday! I arrive at work to find my boss' note telling me all this and that Tech support should call back around 9:30 that morning. I set up at the main workstation and ready when he called, a little after 9:30 as promised. I was on the phone with Tech support until 6:00 p.m. Alex tried everything. Dowloading this, checking that, rebooting this, uninstalling that, turning off this looking at that. Mostly via remote access but our system kept throwing him out so he had me working on a lot of it as well. He literally ran out of ideas to try around 5:30 and we had to admit defeat and reassemble the system (turn on the Firewall, virus scan, backup system etc. that we had turned off that morning)

Wednesday I arrived at work a little early. I had a page full of written notes detailing everything that was tried the day before, a downloaded copy of the software in case the disk was bad, 5 complete copies of the files for the software in various drives and computers, a stick drive containing a few files a co-worker needed to use that day (the ones that would open). Like the cleaning staff in a hospital, I spent most of Wednesday cleaning up the bloody bits of cotton and surgical instruments left everywhere. I deleted duplicates of the files and cleaned up crazy things left on the desktop and tried a few little ideas of my own to see if I could get some of the "problem children" files to open. Some of them worked too! With a little help from Mozypro and a lot of finger and toe crossing I managed to whittle our 6 "problem children" down to three by the end of the day Wednesday. Unfortunately for me, the three remaining problems were our own file, one of our largest clients and the exact one my co-worker needed to use. Sooooo.

Thursday. I ended up calling Tech support again. This time I had our computer tech stop in and talk to them directly and go over the last little bit of things that hadn't been tried. Michael was Tech support person # 5, and we were on the phone with him around 3 hours. He had a few ideas that Alex hadn't tried (or at least hadn't noted) and us try those. In the end we had the following conclusion, arrived at by me, Urs (our computer tech) and Michael: The software is working as it should be, the problems with the database manager server only show up when our three problem children are involved. The rest of the time it appears to be working. The three files that absolutely will not open were damaged somehow. There is no good explanation as to how this damage occured. There were errors in the 2008 files that showed up when we used the data verification feature. These small errors may have become vast errors when the files were converted. Or the computer rebooting Monday afternoon may have been due to some kind of power surge and files were damaged then.

Neither explanation is complete though. If there was a surge, why did the server station go down and not any of the work stations? and why didn't the battery backup and the surge protectors work? If it was the conversion process exacerbating existing errors, how did I manage to open three of them but not all six? I don't know what I did to get them to open I just tried every crazy idea that came to mind until something worked and then saved a fresh copy. Our last three problem children have been uploaded to the Intuit data recovery center to be fixed. It's going to take at least a week.

Now is the aftermath. I'm tired and I have a huge stack of work to catch up on. I'm very very tired of being asked the same questions over and over and over when I don't have an answer! If the people who wrote the software and the person who built our computers can't explain what happened how am I supposed to know? I am a secretary. I am not an IT professional! I especially loved my co-worker telling the boss that my decisions were faulty. She did not offer much in the way of constructive ideas this week. All she did was gripe and demand that Icall tech support to fix it. Fix it, fix it now! But not that way! Plooooshshshshtt. I need a Margarita!

Eating at ... Where?

One thing about my job is I hear some of the strangest business names. Here is a list of real restaurants our clients have eaten at:

The Soup Freaks
Left at Albuquerque
Pizza my Heart
The Napkin Ring
Bar Pastiche
Good Dog Bad Dog
Einstein's Bagels
Moonshine Patio Bar
Potbelly Sandwich
The Pita Pit
Wok & Roll

Man, People Suck!

One of the worst parts of working here is that you get to see people at their absolute worst! Grown children cheating their old parents out of everything. Liars and thieves of all sorts, bad midlife crises that are going to destroy the people involved, but no one can talk them out of the decision. Elderly people with dementia who either have no one who gives a damn or people preying on them. Good people in horrible trouble and horrible people who seem to be made of Teflon. Spouses spending money on their lovers and People appropriating things that aren't theirs. Right now we are watching a big ugly train wreck. A combined personal and business crash with very high stakes. Thank God for Tequila and television!

Hmmm, maybe I should rob a bank?

Great Grandpa's house is on the market. The one he and his sons (grandpa and great uncles) built here in our little town. It's on the river, has its own dock, a really nice shop building and an addition by a previous owner, a little apartment off the laundry room. My mother and I went to the estate sale of the latest owner and I thought then that it would be nice to buy it and live there, but I didn't know then that their heirs were going to sell. The best part about it is that it's probably haunted! Great Grandpa died of sudden heart failure inside the house. The flat it sits on is already pretty "active" so it could easily have permanent residents of the non-corporeal sort. (Moooo! sorry, inside joke) It would just be nice to have more room. A space for a craft table and maybe a reading chair. . . .

It's a pipe dream though. Even pooling our resources it's way beyond our means and since Dad didn't win a million dollars at the casino on his birthday . . .

I think the building is going to explode!

The plumbing is making the wierdest noise. a vibrating, groaning sort of noise in the walls that only stops while the water is running and then starts again even louder. I'm afraid our file room may turn into Steamboat Geyser any minute now. I called the owner and here he is!

Wow.

Well this week started off kind of ugly. I had an appointment this morning for a root canal and yesterday my car started running like an old washing machine and the "check engine soon" light started blinking. Ouch. and expensive too.

When I went to the dentist though, he found out that my tooth wasn't infected, I didn't need a root canal. He just drilled it out good, put in some dental wedges (whatever those are) and plugged in a couple of fillings. A total savings of $ 1,593.00! (Sold, to the lady in the pink tiara!) Now about my car . . .

I have a problem getting it fixed though. They are paving the highway and getting through town takes 30 minutes or more. The local repair shop is blocked off by the construction and the place I usually take my car is 15 miles beyond the construction zone. Good thing I have nowhere important to go.

Now that I'm not going to be broke for 3 months . . . I want books!

The Great Quest

Since I live in a small town with gloomy weather and not a whole lot of social opportunities (not that I'm not a pre-serial killer loner anyway, heh heh heh) I've been trying all sorts of crafty hobby sorts of things to keep my brain active. Some of my favorites are:

Yarncraft -Knitting and crochet. I can make sampler squares of patterns and crochet flat things like scarves and afghans. I can even knit cables on flat things. Increasing and decreasing still make my brain hurt and I am the queen of dropping stitches, usually more than a foot into the piece. I love yarn though.

Beading: I've made a few pieces here and there. My mom wore one I made on a cruise last Spring and I made some keychains to sell at a fund raiser and a present or two. I even tried some bead weaving, which makes you cross-eyed quick after an 8 hour workday on the computer. I love beads though.

Poly-clay: My newest endeavor. Haven't actually made anything yet, just gathering some materials and information. I'd like to try making canes and there's a pattern for an embossed box that would be perfect to house my Tarot cards in. Not to mention making some pretty cool beads. I also liked the resin-water tidepool and koi pond. I may need a toaster oven. and some irridescent accent powders, and some pearl and granite clays, and . . .

Dollmaking: Polyclay good for faces. Plus I've had this irreverant and evil idea for a Dress-Me Anubis for years and I don't have the skills to make it a reality. A 2-3 foot tall black jackal-headed stuffed figure with a traditional Old Kingdom Pharoah's outfit (Suten) plus a tutu, a victorian striped swimsuit, a disco suit, maybe a cheerleader oufit (Harakhte, Harakhte, Ra, Ra Ra!) Hmmmm Apuat Ken? Red Carpet Thoth? Double hmmmm. Those articulated wood figures for artists with a new head? Surfer Champ Horus? I know, Dinner Date Osiris deluxe playset with perfumed fat cone and floating sarcophagus!

The Keen and Quing of Engwand. Hee hee hee hee hee. Snort.

Where am I?

Wow November 0f 2007? I guess I fell off the planet. No, just holidays and housesitting and tax season. but tax season is over so I guess I can re-emerge.

Any news? a few pieces. four of our "fine upstanding youth" are going to prison for 17 years each. They brutalized and nearly killed a classmate and still can't seem to explain why. Apparently the local law enforcement is nervous about the effect of the verdict on the people here because we have a lot of police cars patrolling the town this week.

They are upgrading our main street, road construction!, it can take up to 15 minutes to get through the intersection ( and I do mean "The" we have only one). Sometimes the highway is completely blocked and the power and phone systems flicker about, which is no good for a computer based office like ours. The businesses in town are really hurting because of it.